OK Susan, I'll change my vote to keep you...

NOT!

Here's another hollywood elitist that's threatening to leave the country if a Republican gets elected. It's fine by me if Susan Sarandon leaves, she's pompas anyway, and hasn't made a decent movie in years. I have a feeling that if I bet on her staying, I won't lose. She's another Alec Baldwin, who "threatened" to bless Canada with his citizenship if Bush got elected, according to this article.

From the New York Post -
SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie "Bernard and Doris," is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."
OK, American people. You don't want Susan to move out of the country, so it's up to you to elect Barack Obama. What? You thought Susan of all people would be for Hillary Clinton? Well, no. She told John Hiscock: "I thought the whole point of feminism is that you're not supposed to be defined by gender. I don't understand the reasoning behind that, because I wouldn't vote for Condoleezza Rice, and I hated Margaret Thatcher."

Siamese Elephants

I wish more people could pull off sketch comedy like Carol Burnett. Her show was one of the funniest ever. Her cast was awesome. This was probably one of the funniest sketches they ever did, and when they get on a roll, it's awesome.

It's a good day

Last Comic Standing started its new season tonight. I totally love that show. I really enjoy standup comedy, I just can't afford to go to comedy clubs, so this is a GREAT alternative.

Here's my favorite skit from any episode of Last Comic Standing, EVER! Gerry Dee is greatness. "And THEN the beearrr likeded the hoeney"



So, as there's a commercial on during the greatest show NBC has on right now, I see the trailer for the new reality show they have coming out, Celebrity Circus. My question is, isn't a celebrities life pretty much a circus anyway?

I had no intention of watching the show until I saw the cast. Rachel Hunter as a circus performer is going to be AWESOME.

The celebrities competing in Celebrity Circus will be: soaps actor Antonio Sabato, Jr., R&B singer Blu Cantrell, former Brady kid Christopher Knight, Olympian Janet Evans, Jason “Wee Man” Acuna of Jackass fame, and supermodel Rachel Hunter.

Its gonna be a good summer...

Appeals Court: Paper Money Discriminates Against Blind

Alright, I have to start this out by saying I have NOTHING against blind people, I DO have something against stupidity though. I can get behind doing stuff to help people out who have certain physical challenges, no problem. Make my money different sizes, raise the lettering / numbering on them, makes no difference to me. BUT, to use the arguement that we need to do this because blind people have to rely on clerks to tell them what denomination(s) thay have in their hand is idiotic at best. First off, if a blind person is in a store, they probably have someone with them that can tell them what money they have in their hand. If they came with a guide dog (see, I think of everything), they STILL have to rely on the clerk to tell them how much something costs. Are we going to make braille price guns? Maybe, I dunno. It could be a very reasonable answer to the problem, I guess. It's the incompleteness of the thought process and law suit here that irritates me.

You can read for yourself -
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356727,00.html

Kylie's Dance Recital

Kylie had her dance recital this past weekend. It was very cute (MUCH unlike last year's recital, for those of you who know the story.) The theme was Fruits of the Spirit. Kylie's class' theme was Patience. I think she was the best!

Pull my finger!

How proud my grandfather would be.

Well...if he endorses it, I WON'T eat it

What is this? Seriously, the dude has a bazillion dollars (although I understand he'll lose a substantial chunk to that gold digging wife of his), hosts American Gladiators, STILL gets royalties from WWE videos and merchandise, and he goes and endorses a flippin microwaveable cheeseburger?

Hulk Hogan "Hulkster Cheeseburger" (on a bun)