Tom Jones insured his chest hair this week for $7 million. Well, $7 doesn't buy what it did a couple of years ago, I know, but still, $7 mm is a LOT of chest hair. So, all you clowns who tell me I should manscape my chest, FORGET IT. I'm not doing it until I get some handsome reward for it, like Tom would should he happen to lose his man fur.
And from the files of "People who should be insured from stupidity". Carrot Top. This dude is Bizarre (that's bizarre with a capital B). Looking at this guy just makes me want to do a few things.
1. Get as much plastic surgery as I can get a loan to pay for.
2. NOT work out
3. Wear my clothes from high school. Apparently the bigger you get, your clothes continue to fit.
4. Get a perm
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