Do You Feel UGLY???

Alright, I thought of something today. As I get further and further away from "injured" status and become "normal" again, I realize this is really a Seinfeld blog. It's simply a blog about NOTHING. So, with that said, here's something:

For all that have been asking or wondering why I haven't posted anything about rehab lately, it's because it's the same thing OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER (get the idea?) and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again. There just isn't that much to report. They're working on strengthening all the muscles that atrophied over those few months as well as torturing me to get my range of motion back. It's still somewhat hampered, but it's a whole heckuva lot better than it was in early January. I go 3x a week for the next 3 weeks and then we'll hopefully scale back to 2x a week for a month and then maybe I'll be done.

OK, back to nothing. Well, maybe it's not nothing, but something. I've got a tip for all of you that feel ugly. No, it isn't how to look better, we figure by this point in your life you're not going to get any better looking. The tip is for how to come to terms with feeling ugly. I've already made these 5 tips part of my daily routine.

Have a great week.

Forget Overpriced Amusement Parks

As soon as I'm 100%, I'm going to do this...

Navy to Deploy Anti-Terrorism Dolphins

Incredible. Read the article or just look at my favorite paragraph:

Sea lions can carry in their mouths special cuffs attached to long ropes. If the animal finds a rogue swimmer, it can clamp the cuff around the person's leg. The individual can then be reeled in for questioning.
The Navy is seeking public comment for an environmental impact statement on the proposal.

SO, it's wild that a sea lion can do that, but WHY DO THEY NEED AN ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STATEMENT?????

More bureaucracy...

True Life

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Email? I ain't got no stinkin email!!!

Anyone trying to send email to my yahoo address will be S.O.L. (surely out of luck) for a while apparently. I haven't received a single email to that account since the 9th of Feb. and it looks like I'm not the only one. Yahoo won't talk to you about it unless you pay $39 to talk to their tech support. Pretty poor for a problem that is OBVIOUSLY theirs. All I want is an E.T.A. on when my email will work again. I'm just hoping they're smart enough to actually have saved all of the emails that have been coming in that they can't deliver, although I doubt it.

Short of it all - I'm not ignoring you!!!

Botox baby

Many of you know that I take injections in my neck and back once a week to break up the stress and knots that are persistent in that area. Those injections are AWESOME!!! They provide incredible relief, the problem is, they only provide relief for about 36 hours. So, he said we need to try to get approved for botox. Botox will give relief for up to 6 months, as opposed to a day and a half. Hopefully workers comp will approve in decent time. I'll see if I can get some injections on my forehead and around the eyes as well. So, if the next time I see you I look 10 years younger, you'll understand why.

Other than that, not much new news. Kylie is still thinking she's a pro basketball cheerleader. She's too funny.

Jeff - OUT

Great Sunday

The Saints didn't lose! Geaux Saints!

Nothing new to report. I'm glad Indy won, only because Payton's dad used to be the QB for the Saints. See, the Saints DID win...

Hope you all recover from your hangovers nicely.

Long time, no blog

It's been a few days since I've blogged. I've been extremely busy, so, my apologies for not entertaining you with my wisdom and wit. What have I been doing?

- Rehab 3x a week. Yeah, it's as fun as it sounds
- Back / Neck injections 1x a week. Yeah, it's MORE fun that it sounds
- Work. Still working from home, but working more every day. Lately, it's leaving little time for much else
- Dealing with snow days (global WARMING???!!!)

So, Dillon had a basketball game this morning. He's pretty detached from the game, but he sure does have fun. His sister, on the other hand, is a student of the game. Of basketball? NO! The CHEERLEADERS!!! It's a bunch of what looks like 5 and 6 year old little girls doing cheers. Their cheer today was:

Dribble it
Pass it
Dribble it, pass it, we want a basket.

Kylie corrected me that those weren't the words. The words are supposed to be (according to her):
Dribble it
Pass it
Dribble it, pass it, people want a rasket.

Man, I feel like an idiot saying those wrong lyrics today.

Well...that's it for today. SNL is coming on, hoping to catch Blizzard Man. He's a legend, like the Loch Ness Monster.