OK, so as you know, I'm stuck in a Frankenstein costume til nearly Christmas. Good news is that doc says I'm healing nicely, bad news is that he says I can't take off the t-shirt under the harness until I get the halo off (kind of an all or nothing deal). So, ladies, I'll offer you a tip to keep your men smelling fresh. You do what my wife does, you febreeze them. Now, let's be fair, I do get a regular cleaning, but that torso can't get wet, so it's either febreeze or I go get a bunch of issues of GQ and smear the cologne ads all over me.
Stay tuned for more grooming tips from Jeff...
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Fabreeze??? Which one? Do you smell like a meadow now?
I smell like a guy wearing the same shirt for 2 weeks who's also wearing febreeze.
Jeff, thank you, thank you, thank you! I discovered that I spend about an hour a day showering and washing clothes; your suggestion helped me reclaim that hour. I owe ya'.
I see your favorite music is any of the acid rock from the '80s.
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