Sunday, June 15, 2008
Monday, June 02, 2008
Lightbulb Joke
I worked at Lifechurch.tv this weekend and got to sit in on part of their service. Their pastor told a joke, you may have heard it:
How many Charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?
10. 1 to change it and 9 to cast the darkness out.
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - it was pre-destined to fail.
How many Baptists (Catholics works well here as well) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change?
How many Charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?
10. 1 to change it and 9 to cast the darkness out.
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - it was pre-destined to fail.
How many Baptists (Catholics works well here as well) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change?
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Donut holes make everything better
I had to go work at Lifechurch.tv today. They're down in SW Fort Worth. Yeah, it's a little bit of a jog for me to get there. I managed to pass up my exit, making me just under 10 minutes late. As soon as I walked in, we had an issue that I had to call support on. Everything was fairly inconsequential though. Took a tour of the facility, for a church with an attendance of less than 400 on average, they really do things first class, ESPECIALLY the donut holes. That's right, everyone who wants one, gets a little baggy of donut holes. I've always thought the hole of the donut tasted a lot better than the ring that went around it.
Got home around 1:15 to listen to my neighbors in their pool, AGAIN. They're still loud during the day, nothing seems to work to quiet them down. They are quiet at night though, after I called the cops on them twice last week...I hate being THAT neighbor, but I've asked them to be quiet for 4 years and nothing else worked.
Got home around 1:15 to listen to my neighbors in their pool, AGAIN. They're still loud during the day, nothing seems to work to quiet them down. They are quiet at night though, after I called the cops on them twice last week...I hate being THAT neighbor, but I've asked them to be quiet for 4 years and nothing else worked.
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