De Que Estas Hablando Willis?

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What I like. What I hate.

Food -
LIKE - My favorite food has to be just about anything pasta based (my mother is hating hearing this). I love spaghetti and meatballs.

DISLIKE - My LEAST favorite food is celery. I can't even stand the smell of it (yes, it DOES have a smell).

TV -
LIKE - WWE RAW is WAR, Rob & Big, Modern Marvels, Gangland, The Big House, JAIL, Arrested Development, Golf

DISLIKE - Moment of Truth (but I wind up watching it every week), Any show that has those stupid Bowflex commercials on it, Curling, That Bret Michaels Rock of Love crapfest

What are you likes and dislikes?

What's that button do?

This is great.

http://www.shootthestupid.com/2008/03/18/whats-this-button-do/

James Brown - Celebrity Hot Tub... HAAAYYYY

glumbert - James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party

Some funny pictures

These look like they're from Japan, some just make me scratch my head, a few make me laugh. I really like the Ronald McDonald.

http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Michael/2670/We-live-in-strange-times.html

How to clean a toilet (or a cat)

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Need a bathroom?

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Mobile Toilet Finder

Worlds worst commercial?

5 Second Movies

No time to spend 1/2 a day watching Titanic? Don't want to watch the same Rocky movie 5 times? Here's the Cliff's Notes version of some classic movies, and movie series. What will you do with all your spare time?

Titanic in 5 seconds


Rocky in 5 seconds


Gladiator in 5 seconds


Snakes on a Plane

Kitty WHAT?

I always knew cat people were weird, now I have proof.

Click on the picture to go to their website.

Global Warming - Global Schmarming

We're getting up to 5" of snow today

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