Rosie turns down The Donald, Kylie doesn't pee in her bed

So, BIG news this week...

Rosie, the idiot's Rush Limbaugh, has turned down an offer from The Donald to be on The Apprentice. Damn, I was contemplating starting to watch that show, but without her on it, I STILL have no reason to watch it.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291363,00.html

BIGGER NEWS -
Little miss Kylie has graduated from pullups at night to panties!!! You would think it was the day before that girl graduated from college when we made the transition. She sure is proud of herself. Let's hope we don't have to do too much laundry in the coming weeks.

James and Rachelle - How's Colorado? Have you become Liberals yet?

Things have been kind of slow, I've been at home and not travelling too much. In fact, I've travelled so little, I'm not sure I'll be able to keep my gold status with American next year. Hey, there's worse things in the world. I'm in Chicago in 2 weeks, Memphis the week after that, and then a few weeks after that, NY, NY, other than that, no travelling.

How's the neck? Thanks for asking! I'm doing fairly well. Very little stiffness, and it's not preventing me from sleeping at night (my own psychosis is keeping me from sleeping, but not my neck.) However, I think it will still be about another year before I am as good as I'm going to get. It's not keeping me from golfing or drinking beer, so I can't ask for much more than that right now.

OK, that's it, not too much else to report. Have a good week!

About time this idiot got his walking papers

CU Professor gets FIRED

Jeff Lewis on TV

No, not me, although some people might argue that we're more similar than different. If you have 15 minutes, watch the video, he's got to be a pleasure to work for.

Jeff Lewis - Flipping Out

Enjoy your week, I'm off to Shreveport, WOO HOO!!!

You got robbed by a WHAT???!!!!

I was working in Manchester just a few weeks ago. If I would have known that robbing a bank was so easy when I was there. JUST KIDDING...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288542,00.html

Don't mess with Texas

I found this today. Seriously, it may be old but the addage holds true, you don't mess with Texas.

Texans Elect Gun

Other goings on:

DFW is still flooding. The golf course I go hack on is running out of holes for people to play on. It backs up to a lake and the lake is rising and flooding out the course. It's so wet, that I actually saw a beaver on the course the other day. A BEAVER!!!

VISTA - OMG - it's a completely different world, and I'm not liking it. It's like...everythings, oh, I don't know, DIFFERENT.

TRAVEL - Got stuck in Chicago the other day. Literally, STUCK. Got to the airport at 3:30, waited for a flight til 10, almost everything was cancelled (weather all over the country), jumped in a rental car, got to my hotel 25 miles away (nothing closer was available), got on the phone with AA at midnight, wrapped the call up at 1 am, woke up at 3:30 for a 6AM flight. I heard it took some people over 2 days to get out of O'Hare.

Speaking of travel, anyone else getting tired of every road becoming a toll road?

Not much else happening. Working from home most of this week and heading to one of the nicest cities I've ever seen, Shreveport. In a couple of months I'll be heading to Manhattan on assignment, my wife is NOT happy about it. She just needs to realize the amount of sacrifice I make for my family. It's tough going from Shreveport to Manhattan, it's like going from New Orleans to Chicago (inside family joke).

Peace...

If I EVER find these people

Costing me all that money...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/personal/07/03/beer.kegs.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories