4 more weeks

I just got word from my doctor - 4 MORE WEEKS. Things haven't healed well enough for me to go on parole yet. Hating it.

Now from hating it to LOVING IT. Guys, there are less and less reasons for you to exist.

Boyfriend Pillow - It vibrates

Bummer

Went to see my new doctor today. If I didn't HAVE to see him, I wouldn't. Anyway, he sent me off for an MRI and CT Scan today. I had to drop the films off at his office and he'll call me in the next day or two to make a new plan to get this thing off my head. So, I'm still in the halo and hating it more every day. If I thought I could take it off myself without doing damage, I would.

He did find another fracture of the same vertebrae that no one had caught before. I'm adding a picture here, the two red lines are where the breaks are.

If you're in Texas, get your blankes out, we're about to get our first "Hard Freeze" of the season.

My famous face

Jeff Lewis------- Uday Hussein

I used the software "technology" from myheritage.com to see who I most looked like. Some of you may find this funny, others scary, for other, it may confirm what you've already known. Anyway, here's who it said I look like!

I wonder why I get searched at the airport more than the average guy???

Bill Clinton - The Busiest President EVER (for reasons other than what you're thinking)

The results speak for themselves

Ok, I just can't pass this up. We all remember John Kerry's "joke" about getting stuck in Iraq. Well, he made a statement about it today and I agree John, the results speak for themselves. What an idiot...

"This is over. This was a misstatement. All of us make them in life. You wish you could have it back, but you can't," the senator said Sunday.

Kerry said Sunday he had made the decision to keep a low profile after the White House attacked the joke as insulting to U.S. troops and several Democrats called the comment a needless distraction before the pivotal congressional elections.

"Since we had very close races, I made the decision to make certain that I didn't distract. The results speak for themselves," he said.

What a jerk. Apparently what he's saying here is that by him not "distracting" the pollsters, they were more likely to vote Democrat. What a loser.

Confirming what I've always known

Democrats are ZOMBIES!!!

I'm not as smart as I think I is

OK, it was pointed out to me that I made a horrible faux pas on my blog the other day. In fact, it was quite stupid. Talking on the subject of Mr/Mrs Fetterline -Spears, I said "that's got me more down than congress running the senate and the house". You all know what I meant, but it's obvious that just talking about those two is making me dumber and dumber. So...on to smarter things -

Man shoots self in groin, calf, during botched kidnapping attempt. Geeze, EVERYONE makes me feel dumb.

For those that know my "little" brother, he's getting out of the Navy next week. You should all rest a little less easy now that he's not protecting you anymore.

Bitter irony

Used car salesman in Tennessee foils robbery attempt by pulling out his own .380 when he has a gun pulled on him. Story says he has given away rifles with used car purchases in the past. Link to article.

What's crazy about this is that I was when I was interviewed by the local fox affiliate and told them that parents were responsible for gun control. I still stand by that, but I was portrayed as quite the little white trash NRA, Charlton Heston loving freak. I still stand behind my words though, no matter how much the media twisted them.

Once a redneck...

Progress

Many of you have not seen me in quite a while. I MUST inform you that the picture in this post will make your wives and girlfriends jealous. Quite simply, this is the BEST looking beard around. I'm close to measuring it with a yardstick at this point. The best part, 6 more weeks of growing this baby out.

Things have been going fairly well, all things considered. Physically, I'm doing well. I am having to find a new doctor, I won't go into explanations here, but I'm hoping he will keep me on track to have this thing off in the next 4 - 6 weeks.

Other things to note. Dillon made the all "A" honor roll, again. He's apparently using all the brains I didn't when I was in school. Kylie has my well being at heart. She found some money on the floor the other day and gave it to me and said "Here daddy, you can be popular". How does she know that I'm not extremely popular already?

No other news I don't think. I'm still sulking over Britney and Kevin though. That's got me more down than congress running the senate and house.

OK, I have nothing else to live for

For two years now, I've had the pleasure of living vicariously through Britney and Kevin Fetterline-Spears only to find out their storybook romance has ended. If they can't hold their marriage together, what chance do I have???

Link - Britney and Kevin file for divorce

Halloween Success

Kids did great for Halloween (translated - kids got dad bunches of candy to eat while they're at school). Dillon was a mummy, Kylie was a "Purpleish, Blueish Fairy".

I got a myriad of questions. Everything from "what are you supposed to be?", "what is that?", "what happened to you?", and the ever popular kid yelling to all his friends "Hey, lets go see that guy with the brace". I was a spectacle. I lasted for a bit and then put a sign on my house saying to go next door for candy and dumped my stash off with my neighbor.

Gotta go, need to eat as much candy as I can before the kids get home from school...